I am so thankful for the NOT ME MONDAY because it is forcing me out of my blog hibernation. I never think of fabulous things to blog about and then never proceed. Nope, not me!~
I certainly did not realize this morning that none of my boys jeans were clean and I never would even dream of picking out the least dirty of them, toss them in the dryer to get teh wrinkles out and frshen them up. I am a perfect Mom and always have clean laundry for my children. I would NEVER send them to school in clean/dirty jeans! Not me!
I also didn't send my kids to school with peanut butter on crackers because this perfect Mom would NEVER run out of bread. Not me! Nope. And I certainly didn't plan it last night because I was already in my jammies and too lazy to go to the store. Not me!
Being the perfect Mom that I am, my temperment is always cool, calm and collected. So I would never be crabby enough to screen ALL my calls and not answer a single one. Nope, not me! SO taoday when my mil, sister, and HUSBAND called, I most certainly did not screen those calls. Not me.
I would never feel lazy on a Monday so I most assuredly showered first thing, did all the laundry, first thing, and most certainly did not watch the Oprah show all about sex and then proceed to take a nap. Nope.
And sicne I wasn't lazy at all today, I most definately did not tie the dogs out instead of walking them. And I sure didn't just shrug when my husband asked why they are so wound up tonight. And I would NEVER suggest that he walk them again since obviously one walk wasn't enough today. Not me. Like I said, I'm perfect. ;)
